This has been a memorable school year for us at TeachHUB, due in large part to all of you who have been a part of the Countdown to TeachHUB blog that is just the TeachHUB blog.Since Memorial Day coincides with the end of the school year and the beginning of summer, I thought I’d take this opportunity to look back at the most memorable moments you all contributed to the blog this year.
(Note: Since we moved blog destination to TeachHUB.com, we haven’t moved over the comments yet. That’s on the to-do list. Thanks for your understanding!)
In reference to a blog about stuff being left behind in the classroom:
Kathleen said...
I actually found a wedding ring left in my class!
After some investigation, I discovered that one of my students "borrowed" his mother's ring and gave it as a Valentine's gift it to his 3rd grade girlfriend! Perhaps as a symbol of her indifference towards her potential suitor, the female student ended up leaving the ring behind.
In the end, the jewelry was returned to its rightful owner, and I suggested that
the boy stick to tokens of flowers or chocolate for all future grade school loves.
Simon said...
I confiscated a TWENTY dollar bill from a student. The "bill" was photocopied on regular paper and the edges were not cut very straight - probably the worst possible counterfeiting job in history.
After taking the "funny money" to the principal, the police were called in. They stated that it was not within their jurisdiction to arrest for counterfeit bills - if we wanted to go further we would have to call the secret service.
Needless to say, when the student was informed that his prank broke federal law, he could not have been more nervous and apologetic. In the end, the fear steered him straight, and the feds did not become involved.
Anonymous said...
Last year, one of my kindergarten students brought a porn DVD in his backpack. It was the end of the day and as student were preparing to go home, he ran up to me and said, "my mommy put that nasty DVD in my backpack". I made him give it to me so he wouldn't be showing it to anyone else on the bus! He was only 5 yrs old! I never did get in touch with his mother and she never tried contacting me over it. So I have no idea if it was really her or if the student put it in his own backpack!
Anonymous said...
I had some projects left in my room and students were coming in after school to pick them up. I wasn't paying attention when they were all getting them- but when they were all gone a cute little fur purse was left behind. I waited 30 minutes before I had to leave hoping that the student would come back and get it. So I went over to the purse- to look for a student ID- so I could lock it up- and when I opened it up- a nice, COLD Coors Light was in there- but alas, no student ID. So I had to take it to my AP and she pulled in the 4 girls that had been in my room, none of them would claim the purse- of course 3 of them pointed to the same student. But because her ID wasn't in it, my AP couldn't do anything about it.
Anonymous said...
I found an opened (unused) condom in my classroom on the floor by the backpacks...I teach FIRST grade!!!!
Angie said...Maggots in a student desk. Yes, maggots. One of my 3rd grade girls decided to collect acorns in a ziploc bag. The bag had holes in it. It was left there for several days. When she returned to her classroom after a long weekend, she found white "worms" in her desk. Ewwww! It was quite hard to gather all the worms between papers, pencils, folders and books! Double EWWWW!
In response to a blog about ridiculous student excuses:
Anonymous said...
I got a good one just this morning:
I set my homework on fire.
Huh? On purpose?
No, I was making a quesadilla and my homework was next to the stove...it's my quesadilla's fault!
-mz.w
In response to a post about how you know teaching is right for you, we couldn’t help but hit on the odd eating patterns teacher adapt:
Mrs. R said...
Can you go an entire workday without going to the restroom?
BTW, one year, I had to go to lunch at 10:25. Saturdays were a riot at my house, who wants lunch food at 10:25 am? Took the whole summer to get out of that routine.
In response to a blog about the best and worst gifts from students:
Mike said...
I got half a bottle of Lady Stetson one year from a kid who stole it from him Mom. I talked to his Mom and she was really filled up though, that her kid wanted to give me something and wasn't mad that he took the cologne. She told me that I had to keep it. I put a little on at school that day so the kid could smell it on me--I was one fragrant man that day!
Classroom Queen said...
I love consumable gifts. Funny enough I just had one student ask which was my favorite: green tea or cocoa. Right away another student asked if I like Hedgehog chocolates. I wonder what I'm getting? Yummy
John Spencer said...
Best gift: by far home-made tamales. I get them every year.
Worst gift: a calendar with cute puppies
Anonymous said...
Best gift? Six pack of Diet Coke. Worst gift? a 10 pound bar of milk chocolate. I was sick for weeks.
Anonymous said...
anything even remotely personal is extra special---even the stuff that relates to my classroom theme is thoughtful. and heck, i just like presents!!! it really is the thought that counts with these guys. i like the cards and notes that go with the presents too.
and those xmas tamales--yummy!
--mz.w
In response to a post about holiday field trips:
Anonymous said...
Every year my 7th grade class goes to the outdoor ice skating rink. I'm torn between wanting to strangle the pre-pubescent trouble makers and wanting to ooh and ahh over the little 12-year-old love birds skating together.
Ok, this isn’t a comment, but this post about a homework misunderstanding got by far the most hits this year. Brining it back for a quick laugh. Despite the validity of this “misunderstanding” has been called into question, I still think it’s hilarious.
Thanks to all of you for being a part of the TeachHUB blog. I hope this is just the tip of the iceberg!
What are your most memorable moments from this year?